I’m Endorsing Hillary Clinton For President For One Very Important Reasons (Actually Two Reasons)

For the past couple of years I’ve really gotten involved in politics. After all, this is my country and it’s important to me that the person I vote for is right for America. We need to protect our boarders. We need to get our $18 trillion dollar deficit under control. We need to rebuild our relationships with other countries. We need to rebuild our military force. We need to get strong once again.

Let me tell you why I’m voting for Hillary Clinton. For the primary reason that she’s a woman. YEAH, we’ll have our first woman as the president. How exciting is that?

It doesn’t matter to me that she’s not smart enough to figure out how to use two devices at the same time, one for government emails and business, and the other for personal emails and personal things. She’s a woman and that’s all that matters.

It doesn’t matter that she sent no aid or military support to our men in Benghazi causing four of them to die a brutal death, and then lied about her involvement in this. Like she said, “What difference does it make?” What difference does it make that Americans cried out to her for help and she blew them off and they all died because of her epic failure here. She’s a woman and that’s all that matters.

It doesn’t matter to me that she used her own email server to conduct government business which many have said was against the law while Secretary of State, or that she deleted over 30,000 emails so her involvement in Benghazi and Libya and other complete fails of hers couldn’t be proven, and that she was under a subpoena to turn over her server but instead broke the law and wiped the harddrive clean to cover up her lies and failures. She’s a woman and that’s all that matters.

Of course she’s power hungry and wants to be an emperor. Remember, we’re talking about Hillary Clinton here. You go girl!

I don’t care if she makes all of the decisions for me and believes American’s can’t be trusted to make their own decisions. She’s a woman and women know this stuff.

Besides, who wants their freedom when they can get FREE money, FREE food, FREE cell phones and FREE housing for doing absolutely nothing! And now she’s adding to this FREE college. Then I can just hang out with my buddies and do my own thing. Drink a few beers, play some video games, make more babies so I get more money, and do my own thing since I won’t need a job even though I’m more than capable of working. You bet, life is good! Thanks Hillary.

Yes, I heard about her being fired when she was 27 as a staff attorney for the House Judiciary Committee during the Watergate investigation by her supervisor Jerry Zeifman for the reasons he explained in the image above. She’s a woman and that’s all that matters.

I’m also aware of her many failures as Secretary of State, and that she used her position to coerce money from foreign countries, and that she abused her power in the State Department. So what! She’s a woman and that’s all that matters.

I’m aware that Hillary Clinton claims to be a warrier for women’s rights, and I don’t care that she takes millions from regimes that beat, sell and rape women which makes her a hypocrite. She’s a woman and that’s all that matters.

And I think it’s great that she and Bill live separate lives and she lets him do and go where ever he wants, and that she doesn’t care who he sleeps with. She’s free spirited.

I’ve also heard she’s a lesbian herself which is why she didn’t want to give up her server, so nobody would know who her female lovers are. Wow, Hillary’s a hip girl, going against the grain, traditional family values and all. As a side note, I wonder if Bill shares his lovers with Hillary. Do I hear three-some?

So not only would we have the First Woman President, but also the First Lesbian President too! Two for one… what a deal. Makes her that much better of a choice for President of our Christian Nation, don’t you think?

Isn’t this exciting?

There’s more …

I know she feels like she’s above the law and continues to break the law. Hey, nobody’s holding her to her illegal actions so why should I? Besides, she’s a woman and that’s all that matters.

I’m also fully aware that we’ll have absolutely no transparency if she’s President to avoid her being held accountable for her breaking the law as President, for going against America, for going against the constitution and all of the other things she’ll do against the law. Why would she want to give people the evidence of her criminal actions? It’s the same reason she wiped out her harddrive. It’s Hillary, what do you expect? And she’ll be the first Woman President … how exciting is that!

Okay, so nobody can name just one thing she’s accomplished in the past 4 years. Not even Hillary Clinton advocate Clay Aiken. It doesn’t matter, she’ll be our first woman president and that’s all that matters.

I just learned that the Clinton’s handled the sale of 1/5th of the US’s uranium which is used to create nuclear bombs to of all countries but to RUSSIA, who is selling it to Iran that what’s to destroy Israel and America while she was Secretary Of State. I don’t care if she puts America’s security at risk just to pad her own pocket book by over $100,000 MILLION dollars for making this sale happen. All I care is that she’s a woman.

I’m aware of her flip-flopping on issues just to get votes. Hey, it’s a woman prerogative to change her mind. As the president I’m betting we’ll see a lot of this with Hillary. She’ll really have everyone guessing and trying to figure out what she’s doing. You go girl.

Yes, I know she’s shooting to pull in $2.5 Billion dollars for her campaign, with the high majority of that money coming from major corporations who she’ll have to do favors for and provide legislation to help which will further separate her from the needs of us American’s and the middle class. Yes, I know, the rich stick with the rich with each having the others back. I don’t care because she’s a woman and that’s all that matters to me.

And finally, I do realize she has no concept of what’s going on with the middle class, that as a multi-millionaire who’s so far above the middle class there’s absolutely no way she could truly be a champion for the middle class and all of this is just campaign mumbo-jumbo to try and convince people to vote for her. Personally, I don’t see why she feels the need to do this since, after all, she’s a woman and that’s all that matters to me.

As far as this goes, she supports ObamaCare (Affordable Health Care) which is killing the middle class with premiums jumping from, in one example, from $389 to $1400 per month. Thanks a whole lot Democrats for raping the middle class so your beloved poverty group who’s dependent upon the government will continue voting for you. But I’m still voting for Hillary because she’s a woman.

I understand all of this. It all doesn’t matter to me because I’m a complete idiot and moron (that is, those who are still willing to vote for Hillary) and I don’t care if she continues Obama’s mission of destroying America because all that matters to me is …

1) She’s a woman! And,

2) That she keeps giving us all of those freebies, but I’d never openly admit this one.

And That’s Why I’m Voting For Hillary Clinton!

Now that you know why I’m voting for my girl Hillary, share why you’ll be voting for her in the comments below and lets keep these great reasons growing.

And I really hope it goes without saying, there’s no way on God’s green earth I would really vote for Hillary. I’m just having fun with all of those idiots and morons who say they’re voting for Hillary because she’s a woman. I mean, talk about a terrible reason to vote for the president of the United States who has all of our security and financial well-being (and much, much more) in his or her hands.

I’m just trying to make a point. Did you get the point I’m trying to make? I sure hope so because there are a lot of American’s who have their heads in the sand and don’t realize what’s going on here in America. Honestly, it’s pretty darn scary!